This post is for all of you single gentlemen. I had a revelation tonight over some pasta and a glass of wine with a good friend. For all of the time you spend telling us (or telling your friends) that we're high maintenance or crazy, we're actually pretty easy to please! If you've just started dating a girl, just follow these three rules and you should be pretty much golden:
1. Ask me some questions.
2. Pick up the check.
3. Call me tomorrow.
This should ensure a fairly seamless evening with most sane women. Good luck out there!